PFD roll

Best done using the sort of waist jacket PFD issued at watersports centres.

Described for a capsize on the left.

1. Attract attention from those you wish to impress.
2. Capsize to the left.
3. Remove PFD.
4. For extra effect hold PFD just above left side of boat and do up all zips and buckles.
5. Allow PFD to float on surface.
6. Hold PFD with both hands (or just one if really confident and flashy).
7. Use the PFD for support for a strong hipflick.
8. Continue conversation as if nothing happened.

Put PFD back on and lap up applause.

Safety note: This does require removing your lifejacket. Don't attempt if you feel you may lose the PFD in the process.